The Very Bad Book

 

Author 

Andy Griffiths

Characters

Bad lamb, mummy can I ride our hamster? the boy who ate dead flies, and invasion of the blood sucking grannies.

 

What I liked about the book

There are lots of mini stories in this book. However, I like to share the following four short stories.

Once upon a time there was a little girl called Mary. She owned a bad lamb, actually a VERY bad lamb. The lamb wore her special bikini, ate all the mangos and even worse screamed a lot. But one day the very bad lamb came with her to school and did some things that made children laugh. Then Mary got mad. She easily killed her very own lamb! After that she and the children had a feast and they ate just like a beast.

Once in a hot summer day a little boy said “mummy, Can I ride out hamster? Please”. His mum said, “no I don’t think that’s a good idea.” “Please” said the boy. His mom said, “fine only for one minute.” The boy said “yay!!!!”. He rode it and rode and shouted, “go faster go faster!”. After 30 seconds he said, “mommy why is hamster as flat as a pancake?”. Mum said, “I knew this would happen. You squished him to smithereens”. “Oh, sorry mum,” said the boy.

Once there was a boy who said, “Hey mum can I eat this dead fly?”  “No” said his mom “you could get sick or get rabies”. “OK” said the boy but as expected he didn’t listen. He tried one dead fly and said, “nothing happens”. As he started to eat more, he said, “oh I don’t feel well” and he died right on the spot. His mum said, “oh I knew he wouldn’t listen.

In a cold place during winter, there was lots and hundreds watching the news.  Everybody screamed when they heard about the blood sucking grannies. The police declared, “send firing nukes”, but it did not effect. So, he said “fire the flying potatoes”. But then a little boy said “noooo that’s my grannie”. The police said, “Well she’s dangerous as a knife. Little boy we got to do it”. The little boy said, “fine” while sobbing. 

Do I recommend this book to others?

Yes, I do because it is funny and interesting.

 

How many stars do I rate it?

I would rate this book a five out of five!!! Its sooo good